Excel Twitters 20090731

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Ken Puls

July 31, 2009 at 11:54 am · Reply

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

You know, applause after each brilliant performance might be good for a bit, but I'm thinking I'd need earplugs after an hour or so.
Mike Alexander

July 31, 2009 at 12:41 pm · Reply

Hey. The poison is what gives bacon that magical taste.

Oh...before I forget...I put in a copyright on the word 'bacon'.

You owe me 5 dollars for infringing on my copyright (or 5 kanuks...whatever currency you Canadians use).
Debra Dalgleish

July 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm · Reply

Ken, I'm not that brilliant, so the noise probably wouldn't get to me for a couple of days. ;-)

Mike, sorry, but your laws don't apply to Canadian bacon. And FYI, we our currency is Canadian Tire money (just ask Ken).
Jayson

July 31, 2009 at 12:54 pm · Reply

I don't know the context, but this one scares me a bit

"95% of the stuff you might want to accomplish in MS Access you can do in Excel with 10% the effort."
Debra Dalgleish

July 31, 2009 at 1:33 pm · Reply

Jayson, let's hope they're talking about phone lists, or other simple projects that don't need to be in Access!