Excel Twitters 20080823
Posted on August 23rd, 2008 by Debra Dalgleish
This week there were several twitters about Excel and music, but no consensus on the type of music that works best. There’s also a growing number of twitters comparing Excel to Apple’s Numbers. There are the usual battles with Excel, and even a few people talking about pivot tables. And apologies to all the cat lovers, but the last comment in today’s list is my favourite.
Excel is Music to My Ears
- Sitting down in front of Excel for an epic planning session, and “Don’t Stop Believing” from Journey comes up on random play. Good or bad?
- Listening to the Across the Universe soundtrack and entering this never-ending mailing list into excel. Such a pain.
- Listening to Josh Ritter’s “The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter” while I enter invoices into my budget tracking excel spreadsheets.
- absolutely loving Pandora.com today. really helps me on days like this where i am using Excel constantly.
- Listening to Metallica, grinning like an idiot, trying to keep my head and feet still - trying to block out mind numbing excel work!
Excel vs Numbers
- Excel is ugly and smart. Numbers is pretty and stupid.
- When I open an excel doc in Mac Numbers I feel like I’m personally giving Bill Gates the finger…and I like it.
- Maybe so, but when I couldn’t add a trendline in Numbers, I switched to Excel. One piece of crap or another.
- Excel = bane of my existence. I hate virtually everything about it. Unfortunately, there’s no suitably powerful alternative. Numbers = joke.
- Figured out how to individual schedules for teachers using iWork Numbers. Not flawless enough for picky me, but more handsome than Excel.
- Just spent an hour debugging a cell forumlae in Numbers. Remembering fondly the VB back-end to Excel.
The Zen of Pivot Tables
- Ever say to yourself, “nothing in my youth prepared me to create pivot tables in excel” or is it just me?
- One of my staff is getting very excited about pivot tables in Excel. She is quite odd
- the zen of msft excel - find peace in your pivot table
- Pivot tables? No accounting for taste
- It’s 2.30am, I got a problems with Excel pivot tables, half a pack of crisps, it’s dark, and I’m wearing sunglasses.
Let the Battle Begin
- There’s a minor Excel/Windows Vista tantrum going on in the living room. I’m readying the tranquilizer darts.
- pushing enter on an excel doc at work all day maybe merits its own drinking game
- welcome to the dark side, where we use Microsoft Excel and see little white boxes in our sleep, like a less fun Tetris
- no matter whose Office suite you use 20 years from now, you’ll be using the same Excel formulas. They’re not going away; learn them
- Excel Charts makes me want to punch kittens. It is SO Monday.

Comment from Tim Mayes
Time: August 23, 2008, 4:19 pm
>>no matter whose Office suite you use 20 years from now, you’ll be using the same Excel formulas. They’re not going away; learn them
Ain’t that the truth! Not only that, but they will still have the same quirks/bugs (on purpose). I’m sure that somebody has an article somewhere about Excel functions with quirks/bugs that are there for backwards compatibility. A year or so ago, I wrote in my blog about how the NPV function doesn’t calculate net present value.
That’s one, who’s got the whole list?
Thanks again, Debra. I’m still enjoying these twitter posts.
Comment from Debra Dalgleish
Time: August 23, 2008, 6:37 pm
Thanks Tim, and this article has quite a few Excel issues listed: http://www.daheiser.info/excel/frontpage.html
Comment from Dave
Time: August 24, 2008, 9:16 pm
Those twitter quotes (twotes???) sound like they should be the chapter headings or at least in the intro for the new(??) PT book.
(or Quotes from twitter = Quitter!)
Comment from Debra Dalgleish
Time: August 24, 2008, 11:13 pm
Dave, great idea! The “sunglasses and crisps” one might be worth a couple of chapters.